Monday, May 10, 2010

Four reasons....

As to why I should apply for the Biggest Loser Australia...

1. I would lose weight.

2. I would get fit.

3. I would get a makeover (if I stayed long enough)

4. I would be forced to stop procrastinating....


As to why I wont apply for the Biggest Loser Australia...

1. I would have to leave my family for potentially up to 3 months.

2. I would have to strut my stuff in front of the nation with all my wobbly bits hanging out.

3. The commando.

4. They would make me jump off something REALLY high if I were to make it to the final 4.

11 comments:

GemmaJoy said...

i think its the bike pants and the sports bra top that scares me the most.... and the commando

Hands and Hearts said...

LOL, agree with it all, and ditto to Gemma about the bike pants! Shudder.

Purple Paisley Patch said...

I agree wholeheartedly, except for the bit about the commando! I wish I could find a commando of my own, then I wouldn't need to go to the biggest loser at all, I could just go to bootcamp! :-)

Scurrette said...

Not for a second do I think you qualify for biggest loser. Nope.

My problem is all the fruit and veg they eat! ;-)

Emily Sue said...

Reasons why you shouldn't (cont.)

5. They would teach you how to starve yourself and dehydrate before weigh-ins so you lose ridiculous and dangerous amounts of weight in a short time.

6. You are not manipulative enough

7. Whilst they talk about 'empowerment' and 'loving yourself', they still treat overweight people like they are disgusting and stupid.

8. I wouldn't be able to make fun of the show if a friend were on it!!

9. You are too smart and sensible to be on that show.

Jodie said...

Becky I have to same reasons! The leaving the family and this caos is something my nerves would never handle!

cassandra2491 said...

It's far much better to sit (maybe eating) and watch the show than to actually participate. I like the tomorrow theory........ plus I agree 100% with all the reasons listed above. (Maybe have a chat with Tony Ferguson)

Givinya De Elba said...

Sounds like the cons outweigh (heh) the pros. Is there any way all of us Skinny Cowgirls could achieve Pros numbers 1 & 2 by forcing ourselves to do Number 4? And sometime down the track we could treat ourselves to Number 3.

Farmers Wifey said...

I'd love to meet the commando....not sure I'd like to wear the shorts and crop top though in front of millions of people...but the last show is always so inspiring...

Cuggles! Kids said...

OMG you make me laugh so hard. I think you're a little on the small side to qualify for Biggest loser. And PS. have you noticed when the commando takes off those ridiculous glasses he seems like just a dork with a pretend tough guy voice? I think you'd just have to do a 'Mummy voice' on him and he'd probably sh*t his pants. : )

Kelly said...

I just couldn't leave my family for so long...